Friday, February 13, 2009

Rubber Gloves

Note: My blessings will be up later this morning. What do you think of the new look?

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.
'No, I don't,' she replied.
'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'
She didn't crack a smile.
'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
'What's so funny?' he asked
'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

2 comments:

  1. Love the new look and adore the joke! I'm telling it to my husband!

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  2. Ohhh, thank you. I collect dental jokes for my dentist. It motivates me to go see him and motivates him to keep me coming back!

    The Texas Woman

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