REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male andfemale reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer droptheir antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November tomid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers until after theygive birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa'sreindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be agirl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man ina red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.