Monday, January 26, 2009

Dear Beef Council

Dear Beef Council,

You suck and must be punished! To say that I am a little bit upset about your choice for your spokesman is a vast understatement. I happen to enjoy very much the deep gravely voice of Sam Elliot. Every time I hear him say "Beef it's what's for dinner" I start jonesing a steak.

This video is from the movie Ghost Rider...Which I would have seen sooner had I known Sam Elliot was in it.

Now I hear that you have resorted to selling "sex" in order to get people to eat beef. Now I have nothing against Matthew McConaughey but personally I think he's better suited to be "beefcake" rather than the "beef man." You have to admit that I am on to something with this especially after seeing this commerical!

The commerical for Dolce and Gabbana's fragrance - The One

I must end this letter now. I must go empty my drowl cup and possibly watch We Are Marshall and/or Ghost Rider and drowl some more.


A disgruntled beef eater

P.S. I HATE you Beef Council!


  1. Um, I didn't click to see the ad, but I think a shirtless man selling beef is really . . . ewwww.

  2. He is a beefcake but that's a pretty low blow to beef everywhere!

  3. EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW! Who wants a greasey haired, yoga doin', surfer boy talking about beef?

  4. Everytime I hear one of those commercials all I can think of is his character in "Dazed and Confused"

  5. Haha, you are hilarious! Whhooo, what a GREAT way to start my morning, hehe ;-)

  6. That is funny, but I am glad to know I am not the only one that loves Sam Elliot's voice!


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